It is raining which of course means the trains won’t work. There is bedlam at Cannon Street and nobody knows anything – apparently this delay to all services is due to a points failure at Lewisham, which is exacly what happened on Monday morning. I am on the 18.21 which arrived at 18.33 and might leave sometime before now and when I am six foot under. I am sitting where nobody can annoy me, in a disabled area of the train and there are no seats in front let alone people. I dare say at London Bridge there will be a load of livestock boarding but for now I can stretch my legs and not fear some prick sitting in front with their heft, and making my knees flat. We are off – it is 18.37, so really I am 9 minutes early but let’s see how long that lasts. Just caught a glimpse of my reflection – drowned rat with a shit hair do. Need that sorted soon. Just attached some pictures – the first is a sight I saw at lunch time, it must be the man himself getting a spot of food. The second picture is what greeted me at the bottom of the stairs, and it shows me that apparently our entrance hall now doubles as a tip. They are utter pigs, their “clients” aka the fuckwit ghetto trash who come in to learn how to become a hedgefund manager, get their McDonalds and then leave the wrappers all over the place in the same area as they left their bin bags. Tramps. Third picture is the search term updates from today, some more exciting ones, I am impressed with the amount cropping up this week. The hits are up as well, 33 before I had even opened my eyes this morning at 6.30 so I was very pleased. Last picture is my view – it looks like I am on a bus. French birds got on next to me, having a conversation in English and French. Pissing me right off. The one sitting next to me was wittering on about pancakes, and saying she has never had a real pancake. I ask you, what sort of a French person is she that hasn’t had a crepe? Pathetic. Man just replaced her as she got off at Deptford. He is swigging out of a Lucozade bottle… And stinks of booze, I am guessing there isn’t a refreshing energy drink inside that bottle, I believe it might be meths instead perhaps. He is now full on picking his hooter with the end of his finger covered by a paper napkin. What a classy chap. That reminds me of something I hate – people who refer to napkins as tissues. It really makes me mad “can I have a tissue?” and all I want to say when they are gesturing like they want to wipe their hands, is “is your nose running?” but it would go right over their heads. They are the type of people who go to train to be a hedgefund manager while dressed like Tinie Tempah. Friday tomorrow, and I am putting the Christmas tree up at work. Along with organising secret santa, the christmas party, christmas cards for clients and suppliers, budget letters for 2012 for clients, leaving present for Patryk, wedding present for Mietek and a fucking partridge in a pear tree. If I didn’t do it nobody would, and I think they are things that need to be done. Alex took the day off to work from home today, waiting for his new kitchen to be delivered. We got a call from him at about 9.30 this morning asking if a Homebase lorry was outside work – the stupid fucking idiots had delivered it to the contact address and not where it is to be installed. Never thought much of Homebase since they parted ways with Sainsburys… Think even less of them now. Doing alright for time, might arrive at The Stead before hell freezes over. Wish me luck.
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