Posh Pikey Reborn

19 Jul

As always, the Christian extremists were at the station and trying to force their crap on to you. It wasn’t until I got closer that I saw who they were talking to and who seemed very much involved and that was Posh Pikey – he has become a Jehova’s Witness apparently. Very engaged in conversation with the other two people there and that would explain why he always wears a suit and is dressed up like a dog’s dinner. The platform was fun listening to a genuine pikey – neck tattoo – hurling threats down his broken iPhone 4 to someone or other who appeared to be goading him on as he paced up and down the platform as these fuckwits always do. He was going to smash his face in, punch him in the face and other things that now I think about it all sound the same. Oh yes, he is going to “fuck im up bruv” which is a phrase of choice and I’m sure the person he wants to do all this to is quaking in his reebok classics. Jesus it’s so pathetic how some people choose to live their lives. Who gives a fuck about wanting to beat some chav up? Bigger fish to fry. Time to post as I’m slightly moist but not in the Tom Hardy way and I need to put my arms down. 

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